The 50 Best Alcohol Dog Names

Want some great alcohol dog names? They’re all here.
It can be hard to find a really awesome name for your dog that will get a good laugh out of people. Many people look at different languages — they’ll have pet names you may never have thought of otherwise. But sometimes what you really want is a cute name that suits you and your dog and will get a laugh out of people.
It’s the name you’ll use for recall all the time, the name you’ll tell all your friends. If you’re going to hear it out of your own mouth a lot, it might as well be a name that gets a chuckle out of you and the people around you.
So, what about some alcohol dog names? If you’re an adult who enjoys a drink and want to make people giggle when they hear what your dog is called, pick one of these alcohol types or brands. They actually make for some great names!
Alcohol Dog Names
The awesome thing about alcohol dog names is that they’re all gender-neutral. Whether your dog is a boy or a girl, you don’t have to feel weird about picking one of these names, because they suit both!
Alcohol Types
These alcohol types work great as names.
- Vodka
- Tequila
- Whiskey
- Bourbon
- Rum
- Scotch
- Spirit
- Moonshine
- Lager
- Cider
- Gin
- Absinthe
- Champagne
Alcohol Dog Names – Brands
These brands also make great names!
- Guinness
- Miller
- Bud
- Stella
- Jack (Daniels)
- Jager(meister)
- Tito
- Smirnoff
- White Claw
- Schnapps
- Pinot
- Newcastle
- Crystal
- Svedka
- Ritual
- (Sailor) Jerry
- Skyy
- (Captain) Morgan
- Jim Bean
- (Johnny) Walker
- Bacardi
- Bailey
- Crown
- Fireball
- (Grey) Goose
- Kraken
Cocktails
Or, what about these awesome cocktail names?
- Cosmo
- (Bloody) Mary
- Hurricane
- Daquiri
- Martini
- Mimosa
- Shaker
- Paloma
- Screwdriver
- Tonic
- Sangria
Any of these names is sure to draw a laugh out of people, or an appreciation for the same drink!